SERIOUS SAM 2 IGG GAMES MOVIE
SERIOUS SAM 2 IGG GAMES SERIES

SERIOUS SAM 2 IGG GAMES MOVIE

In the course of a rather nondescript quest to recover a generic powerful MacGuffin that could save the Earth but we already know won't, Sam attempts to set a new record for most action movie clichés in a single plot. On a contemporary Earth not quite as ultra-buggered by alien invaders as it was in the last prequel, there's still enough of an official military around for Serious Sam to have a little tagalong brigade of quirky friends, so he can live out his dream of reenacting scenes from Predator, but more importantly, so he can have a couple of nice, convenient warm bodies to knock off every time a new monster needs to be established as particularly nasty. There is very little backstory that would meaningfully enhance such a purely cathartic experience, although you might distract from it gunning down 9,000 zombie soldiers might lose some appeal if we know that Sam's doing it instead of picking up his daughter from hockey practice.

SERIOUS SAM 2 IGG GAMES SERIES

You are a big strong man who can carry more guns than a military-grade attack helicopter and run backwards faster than most ordinary men can sprint, here's ten billion monsters in a series of open environments, piddly bam, pimply bum. So Serious Sam 4, then: Before 'Before First Encounter', yet another prequel to the original Serious Sam, a game that required context the way a chimp requires a degree in molecular biology. God bless you, Croteam, for being as reliably unmoving as a donkey on a staircase. In these uncertain times - Is it me, or is the phrase 'in these uncertain times' starting to supplant the word 'hello'? - it's important to focus on the stabilities of life: the Earth will continue to turn the Sun will continue to rise, if partially concealed by a haze of orange smoke like the face of a loved one appearing briefly at the surface of an unsanitary piranha tank and the new Serious Sam game is going to play pretty much like all the other ones.

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Serious Sam 4.

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